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Aloft Jakarta Wahid Hasyim: Did My Jakarta Dreams Actually Come True?! (Spoiler Alert: It's Complicated…)
Okay, folks, buckle up. I just wrapped up a stay at the Aloft Jakarta Wahid Hasyim, and let me tell you, it was a ride! This isn't your polished, perfectly-crafted hotel review. Consider this more of a… well, a therapy session after a slightly chaotic (but ultimately pretty enjoyable) Jakarta getaway.
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Alright, let’s dive in, shall we?
First Impressions & the Never-Ending Quest for Wi-Fi… and My Sanity
Arrival. Jakarta. The air hung thick and humid, a symphony of car horns blared incessantly. Stepping into the Aloft was like a… well, a marginally stylish, somewhat sterile, but air-conditioned sigh of relief. The lobby, trendy and modern, felt… almost welcoming. I'm talking a whole lotta grey and sharp angles, but it did the job.
Accessibility: The elevator access was a HUGE win. Major points for that! The hotel is generally wheelchair accessible; however, to be honest, I am not using a wheelchair; therefore, it's worth double-checking for any potential issues someone might face. But good on Aloft for at least trying. (Rating: 4 out of 5 stars)
Internet Access (The Reason for So Much Frustration!) Here lies the biggest downfall, despite the glorious, bold declaration of "Wi-Fi in all rooms!". Yeah, right. The truth is -- it WASN'T. At least, not consistently. The signal was patchy at best. Sometimes it worked; sometimes, I stared blankly at my laptop, feeling like a digital nomad trapped in a Wi-Fi desert. I had to log in and out 100 times. The LAN option was available, but who uses that in 2024? I can only guess this is a relic of the past. Rating: 1/5 (and that's only because I have to give something)
Cleanliness and Safety: The Germaphobe's Dilemma… or a Somewhat Reassuring Encounter
Okay, I am a bit of a… well, a recovering germophobe. COVID has left its mark, people! So, I was eagerly checking for signs of, you know, sanity. Here's what I saw:
- Cleanliness: Spotless! Seriously, the rooms were impeccably clean. I'm talking no dust bunnies, no questionable stains on the carpet, everything sparkling. The cleaning staff deserves a medal. (Rating: 5/5)
- Safety: Hand sanitizer everywhere, visible staff in masks (sometimes), and they seemed to be taking things seriously. The daily disinfection of common areas was a nice touch. (Rating: 4/5) The room sanitization opt-out was a considerate detail, offering a thoughtful touch for the eco people out there.
The Room: A Modern Box of… Comfort (and Maybe Mild Disappointment)
My room? Nice enough. A bit boxy and generic, if I'm honest. But clean. Very clean. The air conditioning was a lifesaver. The bed was comfy; I slept well. However, something was missing.
Available in all rooms
- Air conditioning: Absolutely necessary and functioning well.
- Alarm clock: Yes
- Bathrobes: Yes, a nice touch.
- Bathroom phone: Weird, but there.
- Bathtub: Present and accounted for (though I didn't use it).
- Blackout curtains: Crucial for getting some sleep!
- Carpeting: a little underwhelming
- Closet: ample space
- Coffee/tea maker: Essential!
- Complimentary tea: Always appreciated.
- Daily housekeeping: Absolutely top-notch.
- Desk: functional.
- Extra-long bed: Yes, which was a huge relief!
- Free bottled water: A must in Jakarta's heat.
- Hair dryer: Works fine.
- High floor: I'm not sure what floor I was on.
- In-room safe box: Secure.
- Interconnecting room(s) available: Not applicable to me.
- Internet access – LAN: Practically useless.
- Internet access – wireless: See the Wi-Fi rant above.
- Ironing facilities: Yes.
- Laptop workspace: Okay, I suppose.
- Linens: Comfortable.
- Mini bar: Decent selection.
- Mirror: present.
- Non-smoking: Yes.
- On-demand movies: Not my thing.
- Private bathroom: Standard.
- Reading light: Useful.
- Refrigerator: Helpful.
- Safety/security feature: Good.
- Satellite/cable channels: Fine.
- Scale: Available.
- Seating area: minimal.
- Separate shower/bathtub: Great.
- Shower: Good water pressure.
- Slippers: A nice luxury.
- Smoke detector: Hopefully functional.
- Socket near the bed: Essential.
- Sofa: Meh.
- Soundproofing: Okay.
- Telephone: Used.
- Toiletries: Decent quality.
- Towels: Plenty.
- Umbrella: Not needed during my stay.
- Visual alarm: Not needed during my stay.
- Wake-up service: Didn't use it.
- Wi-Fi [free]: See Wi-Fi rant…
- Window that opens: A tiny, almost useless opening.
The Room: Rating 3.5/5 - Fine, But Nothing to Write Home About.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – A Mixed Bag of Deliciousness and Disappointment
- A la carte in restaurant: Yes, and a good selection.
- Alternative meal arrangement: Yes, but I didn't try it.
- Asian breakfast: Available.
- Asian cuisine in restaurant: Yes.
- Bar: Yes, and the cocktails were pretty good.
- Bottle of water: Complimentary.
- Breakfast [buffet]: The star of the show! A vast array of choices.
- Breakfast service: Good.
- Buffet in restaurant: Yes.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Yes.
- Coffee shop: Present.
- Desserts in restaurant: Decent.
- Happy hour: YES! It was glorious. The perfect end to a hot Jakarta day.
- International cuisine in restaurant: Yes.
- Poolside bar: Yes, and convenient.
- Restaurants: Multiple options.
- Room service [24-hour]: Convenient.
- Salad in restaurant: Available and fresh.
- Snack bar: Convenient.
- Soup in restaurant: Yes.
- Vegetarian restaurant: Yes.
- Western breakfast: Available.
- Western cuisine in restaurant: Yes.
The breakfast buffet was a revelation. Seriously impressive! The variety was stunning – pastries, fruit, noodle stations, and everything in between. I may have overindulged a little. Okay, a lot. The poolside bar was a lifesaver during the scorching afternoons. And the happy hour… well, let's just say I tested their cocktail menu thoroughly. The food was generally good quality, but the service could be a bit slow at times. Sometimes, when there's a buffet, there's a lot of food, and sometimes, it's just food.
Dining: Rating 4/5
Things to Do (And Ways to Relax) – Pool with a View, Anyone?
- Body scrub: Not available.
- Body wrap: Not available.
- Fitness center: Small but functional.
- Foot bath: Not available.
- Gym/fitness: Yes.
- Massage: Available!
- Pool with view: YES! The rooftop pool was fantastic – a much-needed oasis from the chaos below. Lounging by the pool with a cocktail in hand was, without a doubt, the highlight of my stay.
- Sauna: Not available.
- Spa:
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your average, sterile travel itinerary. This is my Aloft Jakarta Wahid Hasyim experience, and it's going to be a glorious, messy, honest train wreck of a ride. Get ready for some real Jakarta juju, and maybe a little bit of me losing my mind.
Pre-Trip - The Anxiety Before the Storm (and the Laundry)
- Days Before: Okay, so packing. My Achilles' heel. I'm a chronic over-packer, convinced I'll need a sequined catsuit for a spontaneous karaoke night (spoiler: I won't). This time, I swear, I'm being minimalist. Famous last words. Spent an entire afternoon wrestling with my suitcase, only to realize I forgot to do laundry. Cue the panic sweat. Hotel toiletries will be my saving grace, likely.
- Hours Before: The airport. My brain is already mush. Staring at the departure board, wondering if I accidentally booked a trip to Chernobyl instead of Jakarta. (My travel agent, bless her heart, is probably bracing herself for the inevitable "Where's my flight?" text at 3 AM.)
- Flight: I swear, I'm going to be a rockstar on this flight. I plan to read, make some notes, get comfy, have a lovely meal and watch a movie. It will be a nightmare, I already know this! And the kids, I am sure will be a problem.
Day 1 - Jakarta Arrival & Initial Bewilderment (and Terrible Traffic)
- Morning (ish) - Landing & The "Welcome to Jakarta" Punch: Arrived at Soekarno–Hatta Airport. Oh. My. God. The humidity hits you like a brick wall. My carefully constructed travel-chic look (ripped jeans and a slightly ironic band tee) immediately dissolves into a sweaty mess. The airport itself is a chaotic ballet of luggage carts, hurried greetings, and the persistent hum of unfamiliar Indonesian. Found my transport, that was a plus!
- Mid-Morning - Navigating the Labyrinth (aka Jakarta Traffic): The drive to Aloft Wahid Hasyim. This is where the real Jakarta experience begins. Traffic. Oh, the traffic. It's not just slow; it's a living, breathing organism. Motorbikes weave through lanes like caffeinated bees. Honking is the national anthem. My driver is like a professional race car driver. This journey made me question the very fabric of reality. I spent the entire ride clinging to my sanity and taking deep breaths.
- Afternoon - Aloft Check-In & Initial Impressions (and the Relief of Air Conditioning): Finally, sanctuary! The Aloft lobby is sleek and modern. The air conditioning is a sweet, sweet embrace. Check-in was smooth. The lobby is a cool respite from the chaos outside. The hotel staff are unbelievably helpful, despite my exhausted, slightly bewildered state. My room? Clean, comfortable, and crucially, featuring a working AC. I have a view of… buildings. Whatever. I'm just grateful to be off the street.
- Late Afternoon - Wandering & The First Taste of Street Food (and a near-death experience with a spicy noodle): Okay, now I'm feeling brave. Venture outside for a quick reconnaissance mission. First stop: a warung (small local eatery) nearby. Order something that looked vaguely appealing and had no idea what it was. It turns out it was, very spicy noodles. My face is melting. My eyes are watering. But, the flavors! The textures! It's a flavor explosion I wouldn't trade for anything. (Except maybe a bottle of ice-cold water.) The walk back to the hotel was a blur of trying to remember the way, and all the sweat on my brow.
Day 2 - Culture Shock, Culinary Adventures, & a Whole Lot of Questioning
- Morning - Breakfast Buffet Bonanza & The Quest for Coffee (and a Bad Hair Day): The hotel buffet. Endless choices! I try everything, from the local fruit (mangosteens are a revelation) to the surprisingly excellent nasi goreng (fried rice). The coffee, however, is the real test. The hotel coffee is… okay. Nowhere near as good as the tiny little cafe down the street I'm going to have to try.
- Mid-Morning - Exploring Old Town & The Jakarta Heat (and the sheer awesomeness of the history): Off to Kota Tua (Old Town). Holy historical sites, Batman! The Dutch colonial architecture is beautiful, despite the heat. I wander around, soaking it all in, feeling like I've somehow stumbled back in time…and sweating like a faucet. The Fatahillah Square is a must-see, and the museums offer a fascinating glimpse into Jakarta's past. Feeling a little exhausted, I sit in the shade, watch the people and take a mental break.
- Afternoon - The Culinary Dive, Round 2: Street Food Edition (and more spicy noodles): Okay, I loved the noodles last time, so I am a little wary, but I am going back to same place! This time, I am more prepared. I got the mild version, but still managed to sweat like a pig. The taste is just awesome.
- Evening - Rooftop Drinks & The City Lights (and my questionable karaoke skills): The Aloft has a rooftop bar. I head up there, ready to unwind. The Jakarta skyline at night is a breathtaking assault of lights. I'm feeling a little braver, a little less jet-lagged. A few cocktails in, and suddenly I'm the star of a karaoke session. (My rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody" might have been a crime against music, but hey, I had fun!)
Day 3 - Exploring Jakarta (And Possibly My Sanity)
- Morning- Museums and the History: This part of the trip is a blur, because I don't know what to do. I decide to visit The National Museum, The National Monument, and The Istiqlal Mosque. I didn't find anything that I loved.
- Afternoon - Shopping and Overspend: I did a bit of shopping in the mall, but I don't have much to buy. So, I spent more than I thought I would.
- Evening - It's Time to Leave: A cab to the airport, and time to go home. I'm both relieved and a little wistful.
Post-Trip - The Aftermath (and the Need for a Serious Nap)
- Days After: I'm back home. I'm exhausted, sunburnt, and my brain is still buzzing with the sounds, smells, and tastes of Jakarta. My laundry is finally done.
- Weeks After: I am already planning my return. The city has gotten into my blood. I will be back.
This itinerary is more than just a list of activities. It's a glimpse into my personal experience, the good, the bad, and the ridiculously sweaty. It's a mess, just like life, and that's what makes it real. And for the record, if I see another noodle, I'm going to scream. Just kidding. Maybe.
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Aloft Jakarta Wahid Hasyim: Seriously, Is This Place Any Good? (An FAQ, Filled with My Ramblings)
Okay, let's be real: What kind of place is Aloft Jakarta Wahid Hasyim? Is it a total dive, or... actually decent?
Alright, spill the tea, right? Look, "dive" is a bit harsh, but "luxury palace" it ain't. Aloft is like... the cool younger sibling of the stuffy hotels. Think modern, hip, with a *vibe*. My initial reaction? "Huh, this is... different." Clean, funky art everywhere, and the lobby actually had people *hanging out*. That's a good sign, right? I’ve stayed in some hotels that felt like they hadn’t seen a human since the late 90s.
Anecdote Alert! One time, I was checking in, completely jetlagged, and the receptionist – bless her heart – was *trying* to explain the Wi-Fi situation. My brain was mush. I just kept repeating, "Strong espresso. Now. Please." She just smiled and somehow, I got connected. Tiny victories, people. That's Aloft in a nutshell: It tries. And usually, it succeeds.
So, decent. Definitely decent. Not the Four Seasons, but definitely not a cockroach motel. (Though, full disclosure, I *did* see something that vaguely resembled a tiny bug...but it was probably dust. I *hope*.)
The Rooms: Are they actual rooms, or glorified shoeboxes with a bed?
Okay, room size. Let's be real, space is at a premium in Jakarta. My room wasn’t a ballroom, but perfectly functional. The layout's clever, though. They *do* make the most of the space.
Honestly, I'm not a huge fan of minimalist hotel rooms. I like a little *stuff*. A comfy chair, maybe a desk that doesn't feel like it was designed for a toddler. Aloft, I'd say, is leaning towards the minimalist side, but they still manage to make it feel…homey. I spent a fair amount of time just sprawled on the bed watching terrible Indonesian TV (which, by the way, is strangely addictive when you don't understand a lick of what's going on). No regrets. Maybe a little neck pain.
Also, the shower? Solid. Powerful water pressure is a MUST after a long day of battling Jakarta traffic. (Seriously, that traffic is its own life form).
The Food: What's the grub situation like? Is it edible?
Edible? Yes. Delicious? Potentially. The breakfast buffet? A mixed bag. Some days it's a culinary symphony (the fresh fruit is always a hit, the pastries are, let's just say *dangerous*...in a good way!), other days, well, let's just say the scrambled eggs are... optimistic.
I did, however, have some of the *best* nasi goreng (Indonesian fried rice) of my life in their restaurant. Seriously. I ordered it three times. I'm not even exaggerating. It was that good. Crispy, flavorful, with just enough spice to make your nose run in a good way. I'd go back just for the nasi goreng.
Rambling Alert! Okay, quick tangent: Indonesian food is amazing. It's a flavor explosion. If you're not a fan of spice, be warned! But seriously, explore the local food scene. It's a MUST. And don’t be afraid to try everything! (Maybe skip the street food *right* after you arrive, just in case... you know…)
Location, Location, Location: Is it convenient, or am I going to spend my life in a taxi?
Okay, location. This is a biggie. Aloft Wahid Hasyim is pretty decent. It's smack-dab in the heart of things. And let me tell you, Jakarta traffic is *insane*. But from my experience this hotel is pretty great for walking.
You're close to a bunch of restaurants, shops, and… well, stuff. The main touristy areas are a short taxi ride away. Grab is your best friend here. (Download it. Seriously. Do it now.)
**Quirky Observation:** The best part of the location? The people-watching. Just sitting in the lobby, or even better, peeking out the window, is a free show. Jakarta is a city that *moves*. Constant motion. And it's fascinating.
The "Vibe": What's the atmosphere like? Are there cool people? (Or just me?)
Ah, the vibe. This is where Aloft shines. It *tries* to be hip. The lobby has a bar, which is always a good start. The music is usually… contemporary. I never felt like I was the only one enjoying the scene.
Emotional Reaction! Okay, on one trip, I met these two people from Australia and we ended up chatting at the bar and even spent a day exploring the city. That was pretty cool. I like the chance to meet people especially when you're traveling alone.
Look, it's no Studio 54 (thank god!), but it's a good social scene. And let's be honest, sometimes you *want* a place to hang out that's not just your hotel room. So, yeah. Cool(ish) people. Maybe even you.
The Wi-Fi: Because, let's face it, we all need it. Is it dreadful?
Wi-Fi. The bane of every traveler's existence. Surprisingly, it’s usually pretty decent. Not always lightning-fast, but good enough for streaming and (mostly) video calls.
Imperfection Alert! There was one occasion where I had to restart my laptop three times because it was *agonizingly* slow. But that's the exception, not the rule.
They get points for actually having decent Wi-Fi. That's a necessity.
The Staff: Are they friendly, or just robots in uniforms?
I've always found the staff to be lovely. Seriously. Friendly, helpful, and always ready with a smile. They are trying.
You know, the little things matter. Like, when I spilled coffee all over myself (Urban Hotel Search
