Escape to Paradise: Maree Hotel, Cesenatico, Italy - Your Dream Vacation Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Maree Hotel, Cesenatico – My Slightly Messy, Utterly Honest Take!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to unleash my unfiltered experience at the Maree Hotel in Cesenatico. Forget the polished brochure – this is real talk, warts and all. And let's be honest, after that gelato, I'm probably more "warts" than "polished" right now.
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Arrival & First Impressions: A Little Bit of Chaos, A Whole Lot of Charm
Okay, so the "escape to paradise" tagline? A little over the top, but hey, Italy. Everything's a little over the top, in the best way possible. The facade of the Maree Hotel is… well, it's Italian. Think charming, maybe a tad faded in a gorgeous way. The lobby though? That's where the magic starts. It’s bright, airy, and yes, they did have a slightly imposing but very friendly doorman, greeting everyone with a smile that felt as genuine as the cappuccino he probably just brewed himself.
Now, I'm not one for obsessing over accessibility, but I do appreciate a hotel that's thought about it. The elevator was a godsend after lugging that behemoth suitcase. The Facilities for disabled guests, thankfully, seemed well thought out. No awkward ramps or hidden challenges – felt smooth from the get-go. So a big high-five to them for that.
(Accessibility: Wheelchair accessible, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Front desk [24-hour], Contactless check-in/out).
My Room: Beachcombing Bliss (But That Air Con…!)
My room? Let's just say it was everything I’d hoped for after a transatlantic flight. I snagged one with a Window that opens (essential for that salty Italian air!), Blackout curtains (thank GOD for those!), and a desk that was perfect for pretending to work (mostly I just stared at the sea). And good heavens, the view! High floor living at its finest. Seriously, the view of the Adriatic was epic.
Okay, now for the niggles. The Air conditioning was a tad temperamental. One minute freezing, the next a sweaty sauna. But hey, this is Italy, right? A little imperfection is part of the charm. They did have an In-room safe box, which was probably a good idea considering my propensity for forgetting where I put things. Free Wi-Fi in the room, but if you (like me) are a Luddite, there’s regular Internet access – LAN in case the Wi-Fi goes haywire. Internet access – wireless was solid.
(Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Air conditioning, Blackout curtains, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, Private bathroom, Refrigerator, Seating area, Shower, Smoke detector, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens).
Food Glorious Food (and a Few Hiccups Along the Way)
Right, let's talk food! Because, Italy. The Breakfast [buffet] was a delicious assault on my senses. Mountains of pastries, fresh fruit, proper coffee (I'm a coffee snob, judge me), and enough cured meats to keep me going until dinner. Asian breakfast was an option (bizarrely, a tiny bit lacking), but I stuck with my Western breakfast. The Coffee/tea in restaurant were constantly flowing, which is essential.
The Restaurants themselves? Well, there's a Vegetarian restaurant and Asian cuisine in restaurant, and International cuisine in restaurant. I didn’t try the Asian cuisine, but the other options were glorious. I’m a sucker for a good Buffet in restaurant, and the Maree delivered. The A la carte in restaurant was a lovely touch, although the menu was so extensive I actually struggled to choose!
Now, the hiccups. One night, the Room service [24-hour] took a little longer than expected (blame the gelato coma), and the Soup in restaurant was…let’s just say, it wasn’t the best. BUT, honestly? Little things. The overall dining experience was fantastic. I really loved the Bottle of water they put in the room, and I was so satisfied eating the desserts in restaurant.
(Dining, drinking, and snacking: A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant).
The Spa & Swimming Pool: Pure Bliss (and Possibly a Near-Death Experience?)
This is where things get really good. The Pool with view? Stunning. Absolutely stunning. I spent hours just lounging in the sun, staring out at the sea, fueled by Poolside bar cocktails. Seriously, the Swimming pool [outdoor] was a highlight – the perfect place to unwind.
Ah, the spa. The Spa/sauna was a must, and I thoroughly enjoyed the Sauna, the Steamroom, and the Foot bath. They offer lots of treatments like Body wrap and Body scrub, but I didn’t go for them as I was trying to relax this holiday. I can never resist a good Massage. I was so relaxed I nearly fell asleep during the Massage, and may have snored a little. No judgment, please.
(Ways to relax: Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]).
Cleanliness & Safety: Feeling (Relatively) Safe
Let's be real, after the last few years, safety is a big deal. The Maree Hotel takes it seriously. I was impressed with the Daily disinfection in common areas and all the other measures that took place. I felt safe. The staff seemed well trained in safety protocols.
They have CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property, to add to my relaxation. Smoke alarms are installed everywhere, along with a Fire extinguisher.
(Cleanliness and safety: Anti-viral cleaning products, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer, Hygiene certification, Physically distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol).
Things To Do: Beyond the Beach (and My Own Laziness)
Okay, so Cesenatico itself is fantastic. The hotel is in a great spot, close to the beach. There are Things to do galore! Unfortunately, most of my "things to do" involved a sun lounger and a good book. Seriously, I was lazy. The Fitness center looked… well, it looked like a fitness center. I didn’t venture in, because, gelato.
(Things to do: Fitness center)
The Little Extras: A Few Nice Touches
The Staff were brilliant, always friendly and helpful. I especially loved that they had Daily housekeeping, so I didn’t have to lift a finger. The Gift/souvenir shop was useful for picking up last-minute presents. The Car park [free of charge] was a bonus (though I didn’t drive). They had Luggage storage which was great.
(Services and conveniences: Air conditioning in public area, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Daily housekeeping, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Gift/souvenir shop, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes, Terrace).
The Verdict: Would I Go Back? Absolutely!
Look, the Maree Hotel isn’t perfect. There are minor quirks and slight imperfections. But that’s what makes it real. It’s a charming, comfortable hotel with a fantastic location, a great spa, delicious food, and a genuinely lovely atmosphere. If you’re looking for a relaxing beach vacation in Italy, with a touch of authenticity and a heavy dose of charm, then the Maree Hotel in Cesenatico really is worth a visit. Just pack your swimsuit, your appetite, and maybe a translator app to help understand the air con. And don't forget to embrace the chaos – it's part of the fun!
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't just a travel itinerary; it's a chaotic, love-letter-slash-therapy-session disguised as a schedule for my stay at the Maree Hotel in Cesenatico, Italy. Prepare for the glorious mess that is ME, unleashed on the Adriatic coast.
Maree Hotel, Cesenatico: Operation "Embrace the Chaos"
(Pre-Trip Rambling - Because I Can't Help Myself)
Before we even get to Cesenatico, I'm already a sweaty mess. Packing? Forget it. More like strategically shoving clothes into a suitcase, hoping for the best. Laundry? A distant, vaguely unpleasant memory. My Italian? Mostly comprised of "ciao," "pizza," and a frantic hand gesture that I'm pretty sure means "I need a gelato…NOW." This trip? It's all about embracing the beautiful, glorious, messy unknown.
Day 1: Arrival, Beach Bliss (and Existential Dread?)
- 10:00 AM: Arrive at Bologna Airport (BLQ). Pray to the luggage gods that my bag actually made it. The fear is real.
- 11:30 AM: Train to Cesenatico! (Hopefully, I've properly translated the ticket machine… fingers crossed). Already feeling a mix of giddy excitement and the crushing weight of impending adulting.
- 1:00 PM: Check into Maree Hotel. Finally! The pictures online promised charming, slightly faded-but-lovely, seaside vibes. Pray it's not a total bait-and-switch (I’m a sucker for good marketing). My room better have a balcony sea view… otherwise, there will be tears. (From me, probably).
- 2:00 PM: Lunch. Find a local place that isn't jam-packed with tourists, and devour some seafood. I’m dreaming of the salty air and fresh catch.
- 3:30 PM: BEACH TIME! This is it. This is what I've been waiting for. Find a sun lounger (hopefully not next to a screaming toddler… no offense to the toddlers, but I need my zen). Soak up the sun, read a book (probably get distracted by people-watching within five minutes), and… contemplate the meaning of life? Or just the meaning of what to have for dinner. Either works. (Impressionable Moment) I can't help but get overwhelmed by the sheer beauty of the Adriatic. The way the sunlight hits the water… it's almost too much. A deep breath… this is why I travel. And then I get sunburned. Again.
- 7:00 PM: Wander through the Cesenatico canal port. So many boats! And gelato shops. The only acceptable form of decision-making for the evening. I'll probably end up with a pistachio and a straciatella, because variety is the spice of life, right?
- 8:00 PM: Dinner. Find a decent restaurant that doesn't feel completely like a trap. Perhaps a delightful pasta dish. Maybe. Possibly. Definitely wine.
Day 2: Boat Trip, Culinary Adventures (and Potential Disaster)
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. Pray for decent coffee. I'm perpetually under-caffeinated.
- 10:00 AM: Boat trip along the coast! Hoping for dramatic views, dolphins (fingers crossed!), and maybe, just maybe, a bit of a tan that doesn't resemble a lobster. (Quirky Observation): Someone told me the boat trip is a must-do. It comes with a "buffet on deck" so I’m both thrilled and slightly terrified. Buffet's can be dangerous. This could be good, or very bad.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch on the boat! (See above existential dread). Hoping for pasta… praying for no food poisoning.
- 2:30 PM: Back on dry land. Time for a nap? Possibly. I'm not a huge napper, but after the buffet of the day. It’s going to be needed.
- 4:00 PM: Culinary Crusade: This is the main part of the day. I'm taking a cooking class! Trying to learn the secrets of Italian cuisine. Pray the instructor is patient with my complete lack of culinary skills. The thought of me attempting to make pasta is probably hilarious. (Doubling Down on the Experience): I've heard this cooking class is amazing. Apparently Chef Giovanni is legend. I'm going to be all eager, and I'll ask him if he’s got any tips on how to make a perfect carbonara. I need to make this count. And then, I'll probably fall in love with him and the food and never leave Italy. Or, more realistically, I'll burn something.
- 7:00 PM: Eat the fruits of my labor (or, the food the chef made, depending on how it went). Pray it tastes good!
- 8:30 PM: Stroll along the beach. Watch the sunset (if it's pretty). Contemplate the meaning of life… again. Maybe this time with a glass of wine in hand.
Day 3: Market Mayhem, Goodbye (and Desperate Pleas for More Time)
- 9:00 AM: Explore the local market! Hoping for fresh produce, local crafts, and maybe a ridiculously oversized straw hat. This is where the REAL Italy lives. I NEED to experience it.
- 11:00 AM: Bustle with the local people, with the fresh produce and enjoy the Italian lifestyle.
- 12:00 AM: Final lunch, find some good pasta.
- 1:00 PM: Check out of Maree Hotel. Sob. Say goodbye to the beautiful, chaotic, messy, hotel.
- 2:00 PM: Head to Bologna Airport (BLQ).
- 3:00 PM: Think about the next time I can get back.
- 3:30 PM: Departure.
(Post-Trip Epilogue - Because Honestly, I'll Need It)
This itinerary is probably going to go to pieces. That's the beauty of it. I'll probably get lost, eat too much, sunburn myself, and maybe even cry a little (happy tears, hopefully). But it will all be part of the glorious mess that is my Italian adventure.
Ciao, Cesenatico! Until next time… (and I sincerely hope there is a next time). Wish me luck (and send gelato).
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Escape to Paradise: Maree Hotel - Cesenatico - Your Dream Vacation Awaits, Maybe? (Let's Get Real)
So, the Maree Hotel... is it *actually* "paradise"? I'm cynical, you see.
What's the food situation like? My stomach is a demanding overlord.
The rooms... are they nice? I'm a fussy sleeper.
Is there a pool? Because, you know, vacation.
What is Cesenatico actually *like*? I'm not a beach bum all day, ya know.
Is the beach accessible? I have mobility issues.
How's the Wi-Fi? I need to post Instagram stories of my food (duh).
What's the best way to get there? I hate airports.
Would you go back? Seriously. Would you?
