UNPAR-Close 2BR Haven in Bandung's Parahyangan! (Luxury Getaway)
UNPAR-Close 2BR Haven in Bandung: My Luxe Bandung Breakdown (Prepare for Honesty!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your typical, perfectly polished hotel review. We're diving deep into the UNPAR-Close 2BR Haven in Bandung's Parahyangan, and I'm gonna give you the real, unfiltered tea. Think less glossy brochure and more, "Did I just accidentally leave my phone in the sauna?"
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- Meta Description: A brutally honest review of the UNPAR-Close 2BR Haven in Bandung! Find out if this so-called "Luxury Getaway" lives up to the hype, including accessibility, amenities, food, and the all-important vibe check. Prepare for a rollercoaster.
Accessibility: (Let's Start with the Basics…Literally)
Alright, first things first. I’m not in a wheelchair or anything, but I appreciate a place that thinks about accessibility. This one…well, it tries. They mention "Facilities for disabled guests," which is good, but I didn't exactly spot ramps everywhere. Grade: C maybe, maybe C+? They’re thinking about it, but I wouldn't blindly trust it if you need full accessibility.
Internet Access (Because, Priorities!)
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! YES! This is HUGE for me. I’m a digital nomad, and a bad internet connection is a personal hell. The speed was decent, enough for video calls and streaming. Success!
- Internet [LAN]: They have wired internet, too, for the truly tech-savvy.
- Internet services: I didn't see any dedicated "internet services" beyond what you'd expect, like printing in the business centre (more on that later).
On-site Accessible Restaurants / Lounges:
- I didn't see anything specifically labeled as "accessible," which is a ding. However, the layout of the main restaurant seemed relatively open, which helped.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax (Ah, the Goods!)
- Body scrub, Body wrap, Fitness center, Foot bath, Gym/fitness, Massage, Pool with view, Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Okay, this is where the Haven shines. The spa is legit. I got a massage that nearly sent me to another dimension. The pool, though, the pool. It looks even better in person. Floating there, looking out at…well, I'm not sure what I was looking at, honestly, the view kind of blends together at some point, but it was beautiful, and the sun was warm. 10/10 would get a massage and lie by the pool again.
- Quirky Observation: I swear I saw a tiny, perfectly sculpted bonsai tree in the sauna. Someone's taking this seriously.
Cleanliness and Safety (Post-Pandemic Panic):
- Anti-viral cleaning products, Cashless payment service, Daily disinfection in common areas, Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit, Hand sanitizer, Hot water linen and laundry washing, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Shared stationery removed, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment: Listen, they're TRYING. The whole place feels sanitized, maybe a little too much. I saw hand sanitizer stations EVERYWHERE. I felt safe, maybe TOO safe. I'm not sure how much all the sanitizing actually helps, but I'll give them points for effort and peace of mind, I guess?
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (Fueling the Fun!)
- A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: Okay, the food. The breakfast buffet was the classic mix of everything you expect. The coffee? Good. The Asian options were surprisingly great. Room service? Available. 24/7. Bless. Midnight ramen run? Yes, please.
- My Messy Anecdote: I may have accidentally spilled red wine on the pristine white tablecloth at dinner. The staff were absolute pros. I swear, they cleaned it up before I even blinked. But still…awkward.
Services and Conveniences (The "Nice-to-Haves"):
- Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center: They've got EVERYTHING. Seriously. Want a seminar? They've got you covered. Need to exchange currency? Done. Want to send a fax? (Who does that anymore?) They can probably arrange it.
- The Xerox/fax in the business center: The business center felt a little…sterile. Like a corporate conference room you stumble into hungover after a night of tequila and questionable decisions. They had a fax machine, though. I just found that hilarious.
For the Kids (Because, Families!)
- Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: Seemed pretty kid-friendly. I didn't have any kids with me, but the place has that family-friendly vibe.
Access, Safety & Security (Are You Safe, Daniel? Are You?)
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Couple's room, Exterior corridor, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Hotel chain, Non-smoking rooms, Pets allowed unavailablePets allowed, Proposal spot, Room decorations, Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms: They take security seriously. CCTV everywhere, 24-hour security, and a general feeling of being looked after. I felt safe.
Getting Around (Because, You Can't Live in a Hotel Forever, Sadly):
- Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking: Easy access to everything you need. Free parking, taxis readily available, and airport transfers. Perfect.
Available in All Rooms (The Nitty Gritty):
- Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens: The rooms are well-equipped. Very comfortable. And, thank god, blackout curtains. Slept like a baby.
My Final, Brutally Honest Verdict:
The UNPAR-Close 2BR Haven is a solid choice. It’s clean, has great amenities – especially the spa and pool – and feels safe. It's a bit…formal, maybe? Not exactly "soulful," if you know what I mean. But the level of service and the attention to detail makes it a winner. Would I recommend it? Yes. Would I go back? Absolutely. Just maybe pack a small bottle of wine this time. And a spare phone charger. You know, just in case.
Luxury Getaway: Uncover the Hidden Gems of The Westin Alexandria!
Okay, buckle up buttercup, because this isn't your grandma's perfectly-curated itinerary. We're diving headfirst into Bandung, Indonesia, with a base camp at that "Spacious 2BR at Parahyangan near UNPAR By Travelio" thing. (Hope it's actually spacious, I hate feeling claustrophobic, especially after a questionable street food situation).
Bandung Blowout: A Chaotic Chronicle (aka, My Attempt at Chill)
Day 1: Arrival and Bandung Belly-Warming
- Morning (or, Let's Be Real, Late Morning): LANDING! Jakarta airport to… Bandung! The plan was the train (apparently, a smooth ride). Note to self: research "smooth ride" when it comes to Indonesian trains. My experience with the "smoothness" of public transport is… mixed. My flight was late, of course. (Why wouldn't it be? Global conspiracy, I swear). That was the first emotional hit - the frustration of "oh come on, it always me". I was already imagining the traffic, the heat, the hangry monster that rises when I miss a meal.
- Afternoon: FINALLY made it to the Travelio pad. Praying it's remotely clean and the AC works, because Indonesian heat is no joke. Unpacked…which is basically throwing my clothes into a vague pile and hoping for the best. Found out that the apartment was…well it was nice to be honest, but it was also in the middle of a really, REALLY busy area. The noise from the moto traffic was relentless. Already planning a noise-canceling headphone deep dive.
- Early Evening: Food, glorious food! Went to find some authentic local eats. My stomach rumbled. And then… Warung Nasi Ampera. Oh. My. God. The sheer variety! Plates piled high with glistening, spicy, fried…everything. I have no idea what half of it was, but I pointed, I smiled, and I hoped for the best. Total sensory overload. And the heat of the chili? Whew! Made me feel like I was breathing fire. This was the good kind of 'messy'.
- Late Evening: Exhausted, full, and slightly tipsy from the ice tea (the terrible traffic finally catching up with me. The noise from all the traffic was still really loud. I crawled into bed at 1:00 because I couldn't fall asleep due to the high noise - still with that fire tummy - and watched some local TV shows from the comfort of my messy (but hopefully air-conditioned) room. Decided to skip the "learn some Indonesian phrases" bit. Tomorrow is another day.
Day 2: Volcano Views and Cultural Clangers (and a Quest for Coffee)
- Morning: The traffic. Seriously. It's like a churning beast. Managed to get a Grab ride (thank God for Grab!). Plan was to visit Kawah Putih, a stunning crater lake. But the road… it’s a winding, uphill battle. The air got crisper, the scenery more dramatic.
- Mid-Morning: Kawah Putih - the beauty. The lake, the mist, the mountains… It’s breathtaking. Totally worth the effort to get there. Spent way too long taking photos – classic tourist move, I know but it was worth it – nearly missed the best light. *Also, learned the hard way that altitude sickness is a *thing. Headache + slight nausea = not ideal sightseeing conditions.
- Lunch: That was a hard one as I missed lunch time due to the traffic! But I had the BEST coffee ever! I'm a coffee snob, I admit it. But seriously, this coffee. I had a small cafe, I forget the name, but it was in the area of Kawah Putih. A local man was making it. It's called Kopi Tubruk. It's super strong and super delicious.
- Afternoon: Culture time! Attempting to go to the Museum of the Asian-African Conference. It's a momentous event, but getting there was another adventure. It felt like I was walking through history. Then I got lost. True story. Wandered around for ages, eventually found a local who spoke enough English to point me in the right direction. (Thank you, kind stranger!) The museum? Fascinating, but honestly, I was still a bit frazzled from the traffic and the coffee.
- Early Evening: Dinner and shopping. Found a cute little food stall with some delicious chicken satay that took me away from the city for a moment
- Evening: Back at the apartment. That noise! Tried to wind down watching the TV. I'm probably going to invest in earplugs.
Day 3: Shopping, Street Food, and Saying Goodbye (Maybe…?)
- Morning: Okay, retail therapy time. Bandung has some great shopping streets. Walked through Jalan Cibaduyut, leather heaven! Bargaining skills? Let's just say I'm a work in progress. Ended up with a bag that may or may not fall apart after a week.
- Mid-day/Afternoon: ALL the street food! This needs to be done properly. I went everywhere. The smells! The bustle! I tried… everything. From Batagor (fried tofu and fish cakes with peanut sauce) to Cireng (chewy fried dough). My stomach is a champion.
- Early Evening: Packing. Ugh, the worst. Did a final check on the apartment, that the AC still works, that the ear plugs work, etc.
- Evening: Last dinner. Found a cafe near my apartment and tried a dessert, I don't know what it was called, but it was amazing.
- Late Evening: Airport. The familiar blend of anticipation and exhaustion. But… I can't help but smile. Bandung, you unpredictable, chaotic, delicious beast, you've won me over. Maybe. Probably. I'll be back.
Notes to Future Me (aka, Things I Probably Won't Remember)
- Learn some basic Indonesian phrases. Seriously.
- Pack more earplugs.
- Master the art of bargaining (or just embrace overpaying).
- Embrace the chaos. It's part of the charm.
- Next time, book a hotel on a mountain.
- Bring more space for food.
Final verdict: Bandung, you're a hot mess, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
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UNPAR-Close 2BR Haven in Bandung's Parahyangan: Your Luxe Getaway - Let's Get Real!
Okay, spill the tea: Is this place REALLY as luxurious as it sounds?
Alright, alright, let's be honest. "Luxury" is a word bandied about like confetti these days. Is it *like* the Ritz? Nah. But is it pretty darn swanky for Bandung? Absolutely! My jaw actually dropped when I walked in. The photos online *don't* do it justice, which is a rare and glorious feeling. I mean, marble countertops in the kitchen? Hello! And the view... *chef's kiss* Okay, okay, BUT...
Here's the catch: There was this *tiny* issue. The AC in the master bedroom, bless its little heart, sounded like a jet engine on a caffeine bender. Slept like a log, but only *after* I mastered the art of white noise, which involved a YouTube playlist called "Ocean Sounds for Sleep" on repeat. Minor quibble, I know, I'm just being honest. Because LOOK, you *have* to know the trade-offs, right? But seriously, the rest of the place? Pure bliss.
How close is "UNPAR-Close," actually? Walkable? Or more of a "close-ish" situation?
Okay, this is important, especially for Uni students or their visiting families. "Close" is a relative term in Bandung traffic, which is akin to a competitive sport. It's *close* enough to UNPAR to be convenient, absolutely. I'd say a solid 5-7 minute drive, depending on the traffic gods that day (and their mood). Walking? Technically possible if you're a seasoned hiker or a masochist. I wouldn't recommend it, especially in heels. Or, you know, if it’s raining. Which, in Bandung, is like, 80% of the time. Definitely use a Grab or Gojek, or just convince one of your friends to drive you! Easier!
The Kitchen! Can I actually *cook* in it, or is it just for show? (Because I'm a foodie, and I'm judging.)
Oh, the kitchen! The *most* important question, right? And the answer? YES! It's not just a pretty face, people. It's *functional*. I actually cooked a full-blown Indonesian feast one night, and it was glorious. There were even decent knives (a HUGE plus, trust me—I’ve stayed in places with butter knives attempting to cut through a tomato) and all the basic cookware you’d need. Plus, that marble countertop? Ideal for prepping everything. Although I confess, I *did* nearly drop a bowl of sambal on it, which would have been a tragedy of epic proportions. So, yeah, it's a proper kitchen. Get cooking!
The Vibe Check: What's the overall feeling of the place? Cozy? Modern? Hotel-y? Tell me the truth!
Okay, the vibe is... *luxe-chill*. Think modern but with a warm, inviting touch. It's not cold and sterile like a hotel. It feels more like a really well-designed apartment you'd actually want to live in. There's plenty of natural light, which is crucial in Bandung. The furniture is stylish but comfortable, perfect for sinking into after a day of exploring. I spent a concerning amount of time sprawled on the couch, just... existing. It's that kind of place. If you're expecting a stuffy, uptight ambiance, you're in the wrong place. This is all about relaxing and enjoying the space.
Let's talk about the view. Is it Instagram-worthy? (Because, you know, priorities.)
Oh. My. God. The VIEW. Yes. Absolutely yes. Prepare your Instagram feed. I spent a solid hour just *staring* out the window at sunrise. It’s a sweeping panorama of Bandung, mountains in the distance… it’s genuinely breathtaking. I saw a couple of hot air balloons float by one morning! Seriously, it elevated my coffee-drinking experience to Olympian levels. Pro tip: open the curtains *before* your coffee kicks in, because you'll want to capture that magic as soon as possible. Seriously, the view alone is almost worth the price of admission. Almost.
Cleanliness: Is it actually clean? (Because, let's be real, this is a major deal-breaker.)
Okay, so the cleaning. It's GOOD. Like, really good. Clean sheets, spotless bathrooms, the whole shebang. I'm a bit of a clean freak, and I didn't find a speck of dust (well, maybe a *tiny* one behind the sofa, which I only discovered because I went on a full-blown cleaning inspection. Don't judge me!) The place felt fresh and well-maintained. No lurking mystery stains or anything of that sort. Definitely a plus. Honestly, for the price, you expect it. But it's still worth mentioning, cause some places…well, let’s just say I've seen things. This place passes the cleanliness test with flying colors. (And I'm kind of intense about this, so believe me.)
Are there any hidden fees or surprises I should be aware of? (Because nobody likes surprises!)
Ah, the dreaded hidden fees! Thankfully, not too many surprises here. The price is pretty transparent, which I appreciated. Double-check the fine print, of course (because, you know, always do), but from my experience, it was pretty straightforward. The only thing that *might* catch you off guard (and this is a *minor* thing) is the potential for extra charges if you use a *lot* of electricity. But, this is Indonesia, so the AC is a must. But seriously, plan to pay a reasonable amount. Read the fine print. You'll be fine.
WiFi: Reliable, or a constant source of frustration? (Because sometimes, you just need the internet, okay?)
The WiFi was… decent. Not blazing-fast, mind you. It’s not going to win any awards for speed. I was able to stream Netflix without too much buffering, which is a win in my book. I also successfully video-called my grandma. So, it gets the job done. If you're planning to work remotely and have a very data-intensive job, you might want to bring a backup hotspot or prepare to camp out atHotels In Asia Search
