Escape to the Black Forest: Luxury at Auerhahn B&B, Waldhotel Eisenbach
Escape to the Black Forest: My Auerhahn B&B and Waldhotel Eisenbach Adventure - A Glorious, Rambling Review
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I just got back from Auerhahn B&B and Waldhotel Eisenbach, and my brain is still buzzing with Black Forest magic. If you're looking for a flawlessly perfect, sterile review… well, you're on the wrong page. This is going to be messy, gloriously imperfect, and hopefully, hilariously relatable. Think less Michelin guide, more drunken confession after a particularly potent schnapps.
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The Arrival & The Initial "Wow" Moment (and Maybe a Slight Panic)
First things first: the drive. You're winding up those impossibly scenic Black Forest roads and then BAM! Auerhahn appears. Now, I'm not one for gushing, but the location is… sublime. Picture postcard perfect. And the air? Crisp, clean, and so full of pine-y goodness I almost forgot how to breathe city air.
Accessibility, the Good, the Slightly Less Good (And the Wheelchair-Friendly Adventure)
Now, I'm not a wheelchair user, but accessibility is important to me, and I always look out for it. Auerhahn mostly nails it. They've got elevators, and the main areas seem pretty navigable. HOWEVER… and here's the messy bit… I did notice some cobblestones on some paths. And those, my friends, are not exactly wheelchair-friendly. So, while they try to be accessible, double-check specifics if you have any mobility concerns. Definitely ask about room layouts and path access before you book. Don't take my word for it!
Checking In, That First Breathe
Express check-in! (See "Services and conveniences"). I mean, I'm all for efficiency, but sometimes I like taking my time, asking questions. I went for the private option (see "Check-in/out [private])! It just sets the tone for the stay!
The Rooms…My Fortress of Relaxation (And the Minor Obsession with the Blackout Curtains)
Okay, the rooms (see "Available in all rooms") were a delight. I'm talking fluffy bathrobes (thank you, world!), a mini-bar stocked with local beers (hallelujah!), and a bathtub that I almost lived in. Seriously, I think I spent three hours just soaking. The "black-out curtains" got me hooked. I just want to mention. So incredibly dark. Perfection. And the bed? Oh, the bed. I sunk into it like it was made of clouds and dreams.
Internet Access/Wi-Fi (Because Let's Be Honest, We All Need It)
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (See "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!"). Bless them. Fast. But… I could have sworn that I got a better signal when I went down to the lounge by the fireplace. (See "Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services, Wi-Fi in public areas"). My life depends on the internet!
Eating and Drinking: A Journey of Deliciousness (and One Unexpectedly Spicy Surprise)
The restaurants (see "Restaurants") at Auerhahn… oh, the restaurants. They offer a little of everything! My favorite? The traditional German restaurant, of course. (See "Western cuisine in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant").
Let's talk food. I had more schnitzel than a human being should probably consume in a lifetime. And the Black Forest cake (see "Desserts in restaurant")? Forget about it. Pure, unadulterated, chocolatey, cherry-filled bliss. It was so good, I may or may not have hidden a second slice in my room for a midnight snack. Don't judge.
And the drinks! I'm partial to the local, bitter, and very strong schnapps, the German spirit made from fruit. (See "Bar, Poolside bar, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop"). You can enjoy your coffee in the morning or a happy hour (see "Happy hour") drink at the bar!
One day I tried the Asian cuisine! It was… interesting. One dish was way spicier than I'd anticipated. My face was brighter than the Black Forest cherries. Luckily, they had an amazing selection of cooling drinks.
Spa & Wellness: Where I Found My Inner Zen (and Possibly Lost Track of Time)
This is where Auerhahn truly shines. The spa (see Spa). The pool with a view (see Pool with view). The sauna (see Sauna, Spa/sauna). I spent a solid afternoon flitting between the sauna and the outdoor pool, feeling like a pampered, slightly prune-y goddess.
The massage (see Massage) was… life-changing. I opted for a deep tissue, and let me tell you, my muscles surrendered immediately. The masseuse had magic hands. And the view from the relaxation room afterwards? Utter perfection. Bonus points for the foot bath (see Foot bath) before the treatment.
Things to Do (Besides Eating, Drinking, and Spa-ing): The Rambling Bit
Okay, so the obvious: hiking! (See "Things to do"). The Black Forest is a hiker's paradise. There are trails for every level. Then, there's exploring the nearby villages. I particularly loved the charming town of Triberg, famous for its cuckoo clocks. I bought one (of course).
Cleanliness & Safety: A Post-Pandemic Perspective (And a Touch of Anxiety)
Okay, I gotta be honest. Despite all the good things, I was a little anxious about cleanliness and safety. But Auerhahn seems to take it seriously.
They have “Anti-viral cleaning products” (see "Cleanliness and safety"). "Daily disinfection in common areas” which is a relief. "Staff trained in safety protocol" seemed pretty good too! There were also options to opt-out of room sanitization (see "Room sanitization opt-out available").
It did feel safe, but, hey, if you're still super-stressed about germs, you're probably going to want to bring your own hand sanitizer and spray.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Extras That Make a Difference
They have a car park (on-site and free) (see "Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site]"), which is a huge plus. The staff was friendly and helpful.
For the Kids (If You Have Them…I Don't!)
They have babysitting (see "Babysitting service") and other kid-friendly stuff. (See "Kids facilities, Kids meal, Family/child friendly"). That's all I have to say about that.
The Imperfections: The Tiny Knots in the Fabric
- The signage could be a bit clearer. I got lost a few times.
- Limited dining options. One restaurant was closed on Tuesday.
- The internet connection in some areas was a bit erratic.
- The spa was busy. So book in advance.
The Verdict: A Resounding "YES!" (With a Few Caveats)
Auerhahn B&B and Waldhotel Eisenbach is a truly special place. It's luxurious, relaxing, and the Black Forest setting is simply breathtaking. It's not perfect, but that's part of its charm. If you're looking for a genuine escape, a place to unwind, and a chance to reconnect with yourself (and maybe eat a whole lot of Black Forest cake), then book it. Just do your homework on accessibility if that's a concern. And maybe pack your own hand sanitizer. You won't regret it.
Final Rating: 9/10 (Minus one point for the slightly wonky accessibility and occasional internet issues). Go. Now. And say hi to the Black Forest for me.
Cochin's Bloom: Unveiling Kochi's Hidden Floral Paradise
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we’re heading to the Auerhahn Bed and Breakfast in the Black Forest… and let me tell you, planning anything is like herding cats. But hey, that’s half the fun, right? So, here goes… my "slightly-less-than-perfect" Auerhahn Adventure:
Day 1: Arrival - Where Does the Forest End and the Sausage Begin?!
Morning (aka, "The Great European Time Warp"): Landed in Frankfurt. Frankfurt! Sounds official. Felt less official, more like stumbling out of a metal tube. First hurdle? Figuring out the train system. Let's be honest, German train stations intimidate. Like, the signage is perfect, the trains are on time (mostly!), but the sense of "I'm going to get this horribly wrong" is strong. After a near-miss with a very stern-looking conductor (whose uniform practically screamed "Don't even THINK about a wrong platform!"), we somehow, miraculously, made it to Offenburg. Victory! (Cue internal fist pump).
Afternoon (aka, "The Scenic Route to Sausage Nirvana"): Renting a car. Oh, the joy. Remember that feeling of panic when you're trying to parallel park on a tight, cobbled street? Yeah, that. This time I managed to mostly avoid the other cars. Then, the drive! Holy moly, the Black Forest is gorgeous. Like, fairytale gorgeous. The trees are so dense, it really is dark in places, and I swear, I saw a squirrel wearing lederhosen. (Okay, maybe not. It was probably just a particularly fluffy squirrel.) The winding roads are fun… until you realize you're slightly lost and just want a beer and some decent sausages. That I was craving.
Evening (aka, "Checking In and the Schnitzel Inquisition"): Arrived at Auerhahn! Finally! This place is straight out of a postcard. Think gingerbread house meets cozy cabin. The air smells of pine and possibility. Check-in? Lovely lady, spoke no English but smiled a lot. That's all you really need. The room? Simple, clean, and perfect, and I immediately collapsed onto that ridiculously fluffy duvet and I swear it whispered, "Welcome, weary traveler".
Dinner: At the hotel restaurant. I had to order the classic, pork schnitzel with spaetzle (tiny egg noodles). I was expecting perfection and it was…. good. Not a world-altering experience. Don't get me wrong it was fine, but the expectation was unreal. The beer, though? THAT was divine. The German beer is a religious experience.
Quirky Observation: I noticed the locals all speaking German, obviously. But also, they seem to really love their dogs. Everywhere. Little ones, big ones, fluffy ones. All super-polite and well-behaved. My own, back-home dog would start a war with anything that moved.
Day 2: Hiking, Ham, and "Almost Lost Again!"
Morning(aka, "The Hike of Doom"): I decided on a short, easy hike. "Easy," it said! Yeah, right. The trail was beautiful, that's true. But the terrain…? I should have paid more attention to the elevation. I’m in decent shape, but by the time I was halfway up the hill, I was panting like a dog. I swear. Found a beautiful view, though. Reward for effort.
- Emotional Reaction: At the top of the mountain, I felt a wave of pure, raw joy. This is why I travel. The air was crisp, the view was breathtaking. I actually teared up a little. Don't judge.
Afternoon (aka, "The Speck and Black Forest Cake Debacle"): More importantly. Lunch! Decided on a charcuterie board at a local restaurant. Speck (smoked ham), cheese, bread… glorious. The Black Forest Cake? Decadent. Sugary. Perfect.
- Imperfection: Almost got lost again. Like a real, honest-to-goodness "where am I?" moment. I was following a trail, but the markings, as you might already know, are confusing. Finally, I remembered google maps, which eventually got me back on track. Lesson learned: trust the technology… eventually.
Evening (aka, "The Longing After the Sauna"): Back at the hotel. I considered the sauna but decided that I don't want my brain boiling. Instead, I spent a while in the yard, looking at the stars. They're ridiculously bright in the Black Forest.
- Rant: I feel a deep longing for things I don't have. A life I don't lead. A career that provides an income. The longing and existential dread of a long trip.
Day 3: A Day of Relaxation (Maybe)
Morning (aka, "The Breakfast Bonanza" - and a Surprise Guest!): Breakfast at Auerhahn. This is when the magic REALLY happens. Imagine every glorious bread, cheese and spread. But the highlight? The Auerhahn's own honey. I practically licked the jar clean. And for the first time: the inn's cat, who I've tentatively named Hans. Hans and I had a moment. A genuine connection. He seemed to actually like me.
Afternoon (aka, "Relaxation and Regret"): I did nothing. Absolutely nothing. I read, I napped and the beautiful forest surrounded me. It was perfect.
Evening (aka, "The End of the Trip"): Feeling sad to go. This place is truly a balm for the soul. And a perfect reminder of how little you need to be happy.
- Emotional Reaction: I felt sad I was leaving. Every trip must come to an end. That, is that. Back to reality. Time to go back home where everything is a bit more complicated.
Overall Impression: I was lucky to experience this trip but the trip almost didn't happen. There were roadblocks and obstacles. But in the end, the rewards are worth the struggles.
Final Thoughts: Auerhahn? Go. Just… go. Pack comfy shoes, learn a few basic German phrases (grüss Gott is your best friend), and be prepared to be utterly charmed. And maybe, just maybe, bring a small, non-judgemental cat to cuddle you. I will be.
Escape to the Black Forest at Auerhahn B&B & Waldhotel Eisenbach: Your Burning Questions Answered (Probably)
Is Auerhahn B&B really *that* luxurious? Like, Instagram-worthy luxurious?
Okay, alright, let's be real. Instagram? Yes. Instagram-worthy? Most definitely. But it's more than that. It’s the kind of luxury that sneaks up on you. You walk in, and it *looks* beautiful, all sleek wood and cozy fire places. Then you touch the *sheets*…oh sweet mother of pearl! You're talking Egyptian cotton that whispers "sleep now, human." It’s not just about the aesthetics, though. It's the little things. Fresh flowers everywhere, a personalized welcome note (which I promptly stained with coffee, naturally). The kind of luxury where you feel like you're floating on a cloud of pure, unadulterated relaxation. My husband, bless him, tripped over a rug at first and grumbled about "fancy places." By day two? He was happily swathed in a bathrobe, ordering room service, and muttering, "This…this is the life." He's a convert. Trust me.
What's the food like? Because let's be honest, that's *crucial*.
The food? Oh, the *food*. Forget your diet. Seriously. You're in the Black Forest, people! Think hearty, traditional German fare with a modern twist. And the portions are…well, let's just say you won't be leaving hungry. Breakfast is a buffet of dreams – endless breads, cheeses, meats, fruit, and the best darn coffee I've had in ages. Seriously, I think I consumed my weight in Black Forest ham. Dinner at the Waldhotel restaurant? Prepare for an experience. The presentation alone is a work of art. And the flavors… oh, the flavors! I had this incredible venison stew one night that practically made me weep with joy. The only problem? I may have over-indulged (again)…and subsequently spent a good portion of the next morning regretting my life choices. But hey, worth it. Absolutely worth it.
Is it good for a romantic getaway or more of a family thing?
Romantic getaway? Absolutely. The ambiance practically screams "Romance." Think crackling fires, candlelit dinners, and strolling hand-in-hand through the snowy forest (that's what *I* did, anyway... my husband may have been slightly less enthused about the whole "snow" thing). Family? Yes, sure. But it's definitely geared towards a more…refined family. Think less "rowdy kids running amok" and more "well-behaved children appreciating the finer things." There’s an outdoor play area, and they have family rooms, so technically, yes. But honestly, if *I* had kids? I'd sneak away on this trip sans them. Shhh, don't tell anyone I said that.
Let's talk about the spa! The big question!
Okay, *the spa*. This is where I really lost it, in the best way possible. It's like they bottled up all the stress and tension of the world and just… *poof*… made it disappear. I had a massage, booked it the second i got there. It was an *hour* long, and honestly? I don't think I've ever been so relaxed in my entire life. I literally think I almost fell asleep while they rubbing my feet, (which I should be ashamed of, but I wasn't). The sauna? Heavenly. The pools? Heated, and glorious. They have an outdoor jacuzzi overlooking the forest. Imagine this: Snow falling gently, steam rising, and you're just… *zen*. I spent a solid two hours just floating around, completely unplugged from the world. It was so good, I nearly missed dinner. I should've brought some extra money for tips, in case I had been feeling extra generous. I did not. I wasn't thinking about money at all. I was, quite simply, in paradise.
What's there to *do* besides eat and sleep? Because I'm not sure I can spend an entire week relaxing.
Okay, so you want to *do* things? Fair enough. The Black Forest is stunning. You can hike, bike, wander through charming villages, visit the Titisee lake – it's all gorgeous. The Auerhahn B&B has a lovely location to just walk or bike around, it’s situated right near trails, you can easily go for walks. I mean the forest surrounding the place is just magical. They have bikes you can rent. We took a day trip to Triberg to see the cuckoo clocks (very touristy but fun, and my husband found a clock he *loved*). Honestly, though? Half the time, all I wanted to do was curl up with a book by the fireplace and do absolutely nothing. Which, you know, is perfectly acceptable. In fact, I highly recommend it. Embrace the sloth. You deserve it.
Is it pet-friendly? Because my fluffy overlord *demands* to travel with us.
I'm not a pet person, so I didn't pay much attention. But I *think* the Waldhotel Eisenbach might be, or at least have certain rooms that are. You'll have to check. But if you're imagining your little Fido running around the spa, probably not. Although, it would be hilarious. Just make sure your fluffy overlord is well-behaved, or you might get some side-eye from the other guests. And maybe the staff. But honestly, I'm sure they've seen worse.
Did anything go wrong?! 'Cause let's be honest, nothing is *perfect*.
Okay, honesty time. Yes. Something *did* go wrong. On the first night, I managed to lock myself out on the balcony. In the freezing cold. Wearing only my (very glamorous) silk nightgown. My husband, bless his heart, was snoring soundly inside. I had to climb over the balcony railing, shimmy down a drainpipe (very dignified, I assure you), and ring the front desk for help. The poor receptionist looked like she'd seen a ghost. So, yes, a minor wardrobe malfunction and a slightly bruised ego. But hey, it made for a good story, right? And now, at least, I know the emergency exits... and where the extra blankets are.
