
Luxury Cikarang Getaway: Stunning 1BR in Mustika Golf Residence!
Luxury Cikarang Getaway: Stunning 1BR in Mustika Golf Residence! - My Messy, Honest Review
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from a whirlwind stay at this "Luxury Cikarang Getaway" place in Mustika Golf Residence, and I’m still buzzing (mostly good, with a dash of "wait, what just happened?"). This isn't your pristine, PR-approved review; this is the real deal, warts and all. Prepare for a rollercoaster!
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First Impressions & Accessibility (or lack thereof, sometimes):
Finding the place was a bit of a mission, honestly. GPS had a minor meltdown, which, let's be real, happens to everyone. The "stunning" 1BR wasn't quite as stunning as the photos, but hey, the light was good, and that’s half the battle, right?
Accessibility? Hmmm. Didn't see a ton of "accessible" features jumping out. It's a golf residence, so maybe it's designed for those who can walk the course? I'm afraid I didn't check the specifics since I don't need the features, but this is something someone else may want to know.
Inside the Fortress of Cozy:
- The Room (aka My Temporary Castle): Let's get into the nitty-gritty of the room. Air conditioning was a lifesaver. Seriously, thank you, AC gods. Blackout curtains were a blessing. I'm a light sleeper, and they were PERFECT. I slept like a log on the extra long bed. You could have dropped a bomb (figuratively, of course – safety first!) and I wouldn't have budged. The bathrobes, slippers, and complimentary tea were a nice touch. I'm a sucker for small luxuries, and all of these were welcome.
- Internet (Because We Live in 2024): Yes, free Wi-Fi in all rooms! And not the slow, buffering kind. The internet access – wireless was decent, though I did hook up a LAN cable a time or two for serious work. This is essential, so, big points for that.
- Creature Comforts: Coffee/tea? Check. Hair dryer? Obviously! The fridge was handy for chilling my bubbly, which I may or may not have over-indulged in (ahem).
- Room for Improvement: The window that opens was good, but I had some concerns about it opening very wide. Other than that, I have no complaints.
Cleanliness & Safety (Because the World is Wild):
Okay, so, COVID is still a thing, right? I took note. These guys… they tried. They had evidence of anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, individually-wrapped food options, physical distancing. I’m not sure if everyone was adhering to the 1-meter rule, but you could tell they wanted to. I even got a hand sanitizer.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Fueling the Experience:
- Breakfast (the most important meal of the day, obvs): A buffet in the restaurant was available, but I opted for a room service breakfast takeaway service one morning. I was feeling lazy, so the a la carte breakfast was also a plus.
- Restaurant Ramblings: The restaurant had Asian cuisine and seemed to have a good selection. The food quality was above average from what I tried. They also had a coffee shop, and I spent a fair bit of time in there.
- Drinks Anyone? The bottle of water that was regularly provided was a nice touch.
- Food Delivery: I took advantage of the room service [24-hour]. This was a lifesaver.
Things to Do (Besides Sleeping Like a Baby):
- Spa Day! (or at least, part of one): The spa/sauna was absolutely glorious. I'm a sucker for a good sauna session, and this one did not disappoint. They had a steamroom as well. Just pure bliss after a long week. They also offered a body scrub and a body wrap, but I skipped those this time around. I did take a foot bath, which was a nice, quick way to relax.
- The Pool & Gym (sort of): The outdoor swimming pool was lovely, I spent a fair bit of time floating about. There was a gym/fitness center, but I'm not sure if I was ready to work out at the time.
- Relaxation Station: They definitely tried hard to create ways to relax.
Services & Conveniences (The Little Things That Matter):
- The People (Staffwise): The front desk [24-hour] was helpful. The staff seemed genuinely nice and accommodating.
- For the Business Travelers: There were meeting/banquet facilities, so if you're there for business, you're covered. They also had access to audio-visual equipment for special events!
- Laundry and Dry Cleaning: Laundry service and dry cleaning? Yes, please!
- Other useful stuff: The concierge was also a lifesaver. I found that the presence of a convenience store on-site was helpful.
The Quirks (Because Life Isn’t Always Smooth Sailing):
Okay, here's where the real stories come out. One morning, I tried to order breakfast, and there was a slight language barrier. I ended up with something completely different than what I ordered, which was funny but also kind of annoying.
The Verdict (Final Thoughts, with Feelings!):
Honestly? I had a great time. Despite a few minor hiccups (and the language barrier incident), I'd go back. It's a solid choice for a relaxing getaway, especially if you want to focus on the spa and pool. The cleanliness and COVID precautions were reassuring. It's not perfect, but it's definitely a lovely place to unwind and recharge. Would recommend. (And maybe brush up on your Indonesian, just in case!)
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into my totally un-curated, probably slightly disastrous, and definitely awesome Cikarang adventure. This isn't your glossy travel brochure – this is the real, sweaty, mosquito-bitten (hopefully not) deal.
The Cikarang Chaos: A Travelio Temptation (and Maybe a Few Regrets)
Base Camp: Elegant 1BR Apt Mustika Golf Residence By Travelio
Arrival - Day 1: The Jakarta Jumble to Cikarang Crawl
5:00 AM (ish) - Jakarta's Embrace: Okay, so I'm in Jakarta. The airport. The usual. It's hot. Humid. My hair resembles a startled poodle. We're starting with a taxi ride (or, as I like to call it, the "Jakarta Gamble"). Pray for me. Pray for the driver. Pray for the traffic gods because, let's be honest, traffic in Jakarta is a full-contact sport.
- Observation: The air conditioning in the taxi is about as effective as a wet tissue against a monsoon.
- Anecdote: Nearly got run over by a scooter attempting to cross the road. Lesson learned: Jakarta traffic is not for the faint of heart.
7:00 AM (ish) - The Cikarang Odyssey Begins: Arrive at the (supposedly glamorous) Mustika Golf Residence. Finding the lobby took longer than expected. The driver, bless his soul, kept saying "Lurus, lurus!" ("Straight, straight!") until I was convinced we were going to end up in the next province.
- Emotional Reaction: Relief! Finally, a clean(ish) air-conditioned space. Freedom. But also… is this where the golf is supposed to happen? I don't even know how to swing a club.
7:30 AM (ish) - Apartment Inspection: Judgement Day
- Initial Assessment: Travelio… the reviews were good but… it looks clean. It smells clean. The aircon is working. Success! A welcome relief from the Jakarta heat.
- Quirky Observation: The decor is… let's call it "eclectic minimalist." Think Ikea meets a slightly overzealous uncle.
- Impression: I'm settling in. I really need a shower.
8:30 AM (ish) - Breakfast Blitz: Time to hunt for sustenance.
- Minor Category Meal, breakfast: Found a small shop downstairs. They make some mean Nasi Goreng that I can say is an experience.
- Emotional Reaction: Fuel for the journey! I'm ready to take on Cikarang.
Day 1 Afternoon: Culture Shock and Snack Attacks
12:00 PM (ish): Attempting to find my bearings.
- Minor Category Navigation I'm using the Grab app but it's difficult for me to understand the streets.
- Emotional Reaction: I'm definitely in a more industrial area. This isn't the Bali I was expecting but I'm not as sad.
1:00 PM (ish) - The "Mall" Experience: A local mall is the only nearby food.
- Anecdote & Emotional Reaction: Went to the local mall, the food was the only thing there. I ate some food that was supposed to be spicy but I didn't feel spicy at all.
3:00 PM (ish)- Afternoon Nap.
- Minor Category Rest, day 1: I was exhausted so I slept to recover. Didn't set any alarms.
6:00 PM (ish) - The Evening Stroll…and the Mosquito Massacre:
- Opinionated Language: Went for a walk around the complex. The "golf" course is more like a vast, empty green space. It feels abandoned. The mosquitoes, however, are thriving.
- Quirky Observation: I'm fairly certain I just saw a lizard the size of a small dog.
Day 2: Golf?! (Kinda… maybe not)
- 9:00 AM (ish) - The Golf Course Predicament:
- Opinionated Language: Okay, time to face the golf. I've never played golf. I don't own any golf equipment. This is going to be both hilarious and a total disaster. I'm already feeling the judgmental stares of the experienced golfers.
- Anecdote: Approached the reception. They told me the course was closed for a tournament. Disaster averted? Well, maybe. I'm not sure what I'm more relieved about.
- 11:00 AM (ish) - Poolside Pondering:
- Minor Category Recreation, day 2: The pool is actually really nice. I'm trying to read a book, but the sun is brutal.
- Emotional Reaction: A little bit of peace. A little bit of… sunburn.
- 2:00 PM (ish) - Exploring Cikarang (Sort Of):
- Anecdote: Decided to be adventurous (ish) and try to find some local food.
- Emotional Reaction: Got lost. Very lost. Ended up in an area that felt like a different planet. But the food was good!
- 6:00 PM (ish) - Dinner and Reflections:
- Messier Structure: Ate at the same shop from day one because I got scared to try something else.
- Emotional Reaction: I'm starting to get the hang of this. Cikarang is… different. Not what I expected, but definitely an experience.
- 9:00 AM (ish) - The Golf Course Predicament:
Day 3: Departure - Jakarta's Embrace (Again)
- 9:00 AM (ish): Packing. Cleaning. Praying the apartment survives my departure in one piece.
- Emotional Reaction: A bit sad to leave. Surprised myself. I'm going to miss the quiet. The AC.
- 10:00 AM (ish) - The "Jakarta Return" Anticipation: The taxi. The traffic. The heat. The adventure continues.
- Opinionated Language: It's going to be a long, hot ride. But hey, at least I've got a story to tell.
- 12:00 PM (ish) - Back to Jakarta: Heading back to the airport.
- 1:00 PM (ish) - At Jakarta's Airport: I don't want to go back home.
- 9:00 AM (ish): Packing. Cleaning. Praying the apartment survives my departure in one piece.
Final Thoughts:
Cikarang isn't Bali. It's not glamorous. But it's real. It's imperfect. And in its own weird, industrial, mosquito-ridden way, it's been a slice of the unexpected. Would I go back? Maybe. Would I recommend it to everyone? Definitely not. Is it a story I'll be telling for years to come? Absolutely. And that, my friends, is what makes a trip worth taking.
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What *is* "Stuff," anyway? Like, truly?
How much "Stuff" is too much? Is there a magical number?
I'm not sure there is a magical number. If you live in a tiny apartment, a single tea cup could be too much. If you live in a mansion, then, probably, a hundred tea cups is a sensible number. The point is, it's about how it makes you *feel*. Does your stuff spark joy? Or does it spark anxiety and a sudden overwhelming urge to watch endless decluttering videos on Youtube?
Okay, fine. How do I *actually* get rid of some of this stuff? I'm overwhelmed just thinking about it.
But… *what* do I do with the stuff I want to get rid of? Selling sounds like a hassle.
What about digital clutter? Emails, photos, files… it's all a mess!
Why is getting rid of Stuff so hard? I feel guilty or sad, sometimes.

