Diamond Plaza Hatyai: Hat Yai's BEST Hotel? (You Won't Believe This!)
Diamond Plaza Hatyai: Hatyai's BEST Hotel? (You Won't Believe This! …Or Maybe You Will!)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to take you on a messy, honest, and totally opinionated rollercoaster ride through the Diamond Plaza Hatyai. Is it the best hotel in Hat Yai? That's the million-dollar question, isn't it? And frankly, my stay was so jam-packed with ups and downs, moments of sheer bliss, and a few "what the heck?" experiences, I still can't completely decide. But I'm going to try. And fail gloriously.
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Let's go!
First Impressions (and the initial "WTF" moments!)
The entrance? Grand. Kinda… too grand, if I'm honest? Like, a dazzling explosion of marble and chrome, the kind that screams, "We're fancy!" And maybe a little… soulless? But hey, gotta start somewhere. The check-in was reasonably quick – contactless, which gets major points these days. Though, someone forgot to explain to the system that I actually needed the room I booked because they almost didn't even have my name on the reservation list, which was great fun and a great start to my stay. They fixed it and got me sorted.
Accessibility: Can My Grandma Get Around?
This is crucial. Grandma's got places to be, and she doesn't do stairs unless she absolutely has to. The Diamond Plaza, thankfully, seems pretty decent in this department. Elevators everywhere, ramps where they're needed, and the facilities for disabled guests seemed well-considered. The exterior corridor was a nice touch for easier navigation; you don't have to weave through crowds to reach your room which is a definite plus too. I didn't specifically test all the wheelchair-accessible features, but visually, it seemed promising. Points for that! It's a big deal.
Rooms: The Good, The Bad, and the Extra-Long Bed!
My room? Okay. It was… fine. Cleanliness and safety were obviously a priority, especially with all the COVID protocols. Rooms sanitized between stays, check. Individually-wrapped food options, check. Hand sanitizers everywhere. I felt safe.
The air conditioning worked a treat, which is vital in tropical Hatyai. The blackout curtains were a godsend (sleep is sacred). And the extra-long bed was a nice touch for someone who likes to sprawl. The bathroom…well, it was your standard hotel bathroom, with a hair dryer that might or might not blow out after a few minutes of use. The slippers were a nice touch. But the additional toilet? Don't get me wrong, it's handy. But I'm not sure if it's quite "luxury" or "necessary" when you're travelling alone as was the case for me.
- Internet Access: The Free Wi-Fi was a lifesaver. Wi-Fi in all rooms! Praise be! The Internet [LAN] option was available in the room, but, let's be honest, who uses LAN anymore? I sure didn't. The speeds were decent enough for streaming, though maybe not amazing if you're planning on video-conferencing all day.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Buffet Bonanza and (Potentially) Questionable Coffee
This is where things get… interesting. The Breakfast [buffet] was a spectacle. A sprawling feast of Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, and everything in between. The Asian cuisine in restaurant, was delightful. The soup in restaurant, was excellent. The Coffee/tea in restaurant? Hit or miss. Some days, it was heavenly. Other days, it tasted like dishwater made by aliens whose only prior experience with coffee was watching a YouTube video.
There were restaurants galore. The room service [24-hour] was a blessing after a long day of exploring. The Poolside bar was a nice touch, but I only ever saw it being used by the same four German tourists: I became quite familiar with their daily beer-ordering ritual!
Things To Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Day Dreams!
Okay, the spa. This is a big selling point. A stunning swimming pool [outdoor] with a pool with view was there, but I didn't actually swim in it (blame post-pandemic paranoia and a general aversion to communal water). The spa/sauna looked inviting. But I did not take the opportunity. But the options were all there, including a body scrub and a massage, and I heard good things.
There are all sorts of things to do in and around the area. Things to do, ways to relax are the name of the game here. There's also a fitness center (which I peeked into and promptly decided I'd rather nap), a gym/fitness area.
Services and Conveniences: From Concierge to Dry Cleaning
They've got it all. The concierge was helpful. Daily housekeeping, bless them. Laundry service. Currency exchange. You want it, they probably have it. The convenience store was handy for late-night snacks (because I needed them, obviously).
For the Kids: Babysitters and Kid-Friendly Fun
This is a family/child friendly hotel, and they seem to cater well to the little ones. The presence of babysitting service and kids facilities tells me they care too.
Cleanliness and Safety: Pandemic Preparedness
They take this stuff seriously. Daily disinfection in common areas. Staff trained in safety protocol. Anti-viral cleaning products. I felt pretty darn safe.
The "Off-Topic" Bits (Because I Can!)
- The Shrine: There's a shrine on the premises! Because, Thailand. I didn't visit it, but it's a nice touch.
- The Meetings & Seminars: They do business stuff. I didn't attend any, but if you're there on business, they've got you covered.
- The Security: Security [24-hour], CCTV in common areas. Safe and sound.
- The Extras: Car park [free of charge]! Win!
The Verdict: Is Diamond Plaza Hatyai the BEST Hotel?
Here's the messy, honest truth: it's a solid choice. It's not perfect. But the Diamond Plaza Hatyai is a well-equipped, conveniently located hotel with a ton of amenities. The spa alone could be worth the visit for some. It's accessible, safe, and generally pleasant. It could be the best hotel in Hat Yai…but there's also something just a tiny bit…soulless.
Score: 4 out of 5 stars. (Because you're never going to get perfection, are you?)
Final Thought: Would I go back? Yes. For the convenience, the room size, the spa potential and the fact that the coffee improved on the third day. But I'd bring my own coffee, just in case.
Escape to Paradise: The 99 Inn's Khao Yai Oasis Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this itinerary for the hallowed halls of the Diamond Plaza Hatyai Hotel in Hat Yai, Thailand? Well, it's gonna get messy. And real. And probably involve me losing my sanity at least once. Let's do this.
Day 1: Arrival and the Glorious, Glorious Room (and the Immediate Regret)
1:00 PM (ish) - Touchdown, Baby! Okay, so the flight to Hat Yai? Uneventful. Which, honestly, is what you want. Unless you're REALLY into mid-air crises. Grabbed a taxi from the airport… and immediately got ripped off on the price. Lesson learned: always negotiate before. My inner Scrooge is kicking me. But, hey, sunshine! We're in Thailand!
2:00 PM - Check-In: Anticipation! The lobby of the Diamon… wait, Diamond Plaza? It's… a lot. Gold trim, echoing marble floors, the faint scent of something floral and vaguely chemical. A little overwhelming after the airport. But the staff? Super friendly. Smiling faces everywhere! Got the key, which feels like a key to a treasure chest of… well, hopefully, a decent room.
2:30 PM - Room Revelation & Immediate Regret Part Deux. I'm on the highest floor! Score! Panoramic views! (Or, you know, a view of the slightly smoggy city.) The room… okay, it's… large. Like, really large. And dated. The carpet? Looks like it's seen some things. The bathroom? Has a bidet, which, I'm not entirely sure how to use. The air conditioning? It's either arctic blast or lukewarm swamp. And this view? I’m already missing my bed. A single fly keeps circling the room. This could be a long trip.
3:00 PM - Naptime… or Attempted Naptime The bed looks comfy enough but the fly keeps buzzing. After 30 minutes of staring at the walls, I give up. My nap is ruined by a single fly. I grab my water bottle and try to calm down.
3:30 PM - First Look. (and a Side of Doubt). Forced myself to leave the room. Starting to wander around the hotel. Seems like a maze of hallways, but I feel a little like Alice in Wonderland. The indoor pool looks a bit sad. The fitness center is probably a good place to start, I tell myself.
4:00 PM - The Pool Situation (and a Quick Self-Assessment) Okay, the pool picture in the brochures was clearly Photoshopped. The water is a strange shade of greenish-grey. And there’s a distinct chlorine smell… a strong chlorine smell. I get a glimpse of someone doing laps. I change my mind and walk back to the mess that is my room.
4:30 PM - Wandering the neighborhood I try to check out the shops near the hotel. I go to the nearest 7-Eleven and grab some snacks. I'm already feeling a little lost and I haven't even left the hotel yet.
7:00 PM - Dinner & Debrief (and the Realization I'm Underdressed) Decided to be brave and venture out for dinner. Heard the hotel's Chinese restaurant was decent. It was… alright. Not bad, not amazing. Definitely underdressed, I notice everyone else seems super put-together. The food took forever to come. Maybe I'm just overly tired. After eating, I return to my room and immediately regret not ordering some room service.
Day 2: The Shopping Spree (and the Emotional Rollercoaster of Bargaining)
8:00 AM - Breakfast Buffet Battle. Breakfast! Free breakfast! Score! Until I actually see the breakfast. Chaos. A sea of people, questionable breakfast meats, and a waffle machine that seems to be mocking my attempts at producing a perfect creation. Ate some fruit and gave up before I gave in to my stress.
9:00 AM - Shopping! (or, How I Learned to Haggle Like a Pro - Maybe). Hat Yai's known for its markets. I grab a tuk-tuk and plunge headfirst into the glorious (and overwhelming) chaos. The scents! The sounds! The sheer volume of stuff! I feel like I need a translator, a bodyguard, and a stiff drink. Bargaining begins and I start panicking. I feel like I am being ripped off, even though I'm probably not.
1:00 PM - Lunch: A Street Food Triumph! (and the Aftermath) Found a tiny street food stall with the best noodles I've ever tasted. Spicy, flavorful, and cheap. The spicy chili paste and the heat makes me want to cry out, but it's delicious. After that, I spent the next hour sweating through my clothes and considering ordering a medical check-up.
2:00 PM - Shopping… Part Two More shops, more bargaining, more potential for being totally swindled. But I'm getting the hang of it! I buy a bunch of stuff I didn't know I needed (and probably don't). I come back to my hotel room, completely exhausted.
4:00 PM - The Massage (and the Sudden, Unexpected Breakdown). Okay, this is what I came for. The hotel's spa. The massage was incredible, totally necessary. I was so relaxed. Then, during the massage, I started to cry. Not a little sniffle. Full-on ugly cry. I don't know why. Travel is stressful. Being alone is hard. I feel better after it's over.
7:00 PM - Sunset and a Drink… and More Random Crying. (Maybe This is the Jet Lag?). Ordered a drink at the hotel bar. The view is actually quite nice this time. But then I start bawling again, without a single tear. What is wrong with me?
8:00 PM - Dinner I order room service. I get the noodles again. I eat in bed and fall asleep 10 minutes later.
Day 3: Culture and the Unexpected (and the Realization This Trip is Weirder Than I Thought)
9:00 AM - Temple Time I drag myself to a local temple. Beautiful, peaceful. I start to feel a little calmer. It's a good change of pace.
11:00 AM - The Floating Market (and the Sinking Feeling). A long taxi ride later, I'm at Hat Yai's floating market. It looks amazing! Bargain some souvenirs. I love how chaotic everything is. But the heat is relentless. I'm also starting to realize my backpack has a hole in it. I try to fix it with some gum. I decide to throw in the towel and return to the hotel, where I begin to count the ways I'm failing.
1:00 PM - Lunch and the Great Room Confinement. I order food to my room and don't leave the rest of the day.
4:00 PM - Reality Check and the Longing for Home. I decide to embrace my weirdness. I spend some hours looking at my phone. I decide to watch something, and nothing feels right. This trip is very strange.
6:00 PM - Preparing for Departure. I throw away the things I don't need, and I buy some more. It feels like a huge weight has been lifted.
Day X: Departure
8:00 AM - Final Stroll: I give myself one final chance to enjoy the hotel. I head to the breakfast place yet again, and it seems like I'm starting to get used to this life.
12:00 PM - Airplane: I wonder when I'll return. I think about how strange this all was.
Diamond Plaza Hatyai: Is it Hatyai's BEST Hotel? (You Won't Believe This!) - My Take
Okay, is Diamond Plaza REALLY the "best" in Hat Yai? Like, *actually*?
The Rooms: Are we talking five-star luxury, or... budget-friendly surprise?
What about the Food? Does Diamond Plaza have me covered when it comes to my cravings?
Location, location, location! Is it actually convenient? Or are we talking a trek to get anywhere?
Okay, let's talk about the crowds. How packed is it? Do you feel like you have any personal space?
Any hidden gems or quirky things about Diamond Plaza that I should know?
The "Downsides" - What *Really* Sucked About Your Experience?
So, final verdict: Diamond Plaza... yay or nay? Would you go back?
