Escape to Paradise: Running Y Ranch Resort Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your average dry hotel review. I'm diving headfirst into this beast of a checklist and emerging, hopefully, on the other side with my sanity and a semi-coherent assessment. Prepare for a rollercoaster of opinions, unexpected tangents, and the occasional existential crisis… all fueled by a desperate need for a vacation.
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Accessibility: A Mixed Bag, Let’s Be Real
First things first – Accessibility. This is HUGE for me. I’m not a person with any specific needs, but I always advocate for ease of access for all people. This hotel… well, it needs a good once-over regarding accessibility. Wheelchair accessible? The listing says yes, but that raises so many red flags that I'm not sure based on the ambiguous phrasing. I'd absolutely want to grill the reception on the specifics: are the hallways wide enough in every room? Are the bathrooms properly set up? Are there accessible routes everywhere, including those supposedly "accessible" restaurants and lounges? I hate it when a hotel thinks they're accessible, then actually aren't. They're also touting Facilities for Disabled Guests, which is great, if they're actually implemented well. It better not just be a ramp and call it a day, you know?
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges? A big maybe. I'd want to scope this out in person, or demand specific, detailed photos before booking. Otherwise, it's a gamble.
Internet Access: Praise the Wifi Gods! (Mostly)
Okay, the good news: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! BLESS. I can’t function without internet, so that’s a big win. Also, the hotel claims Internet [LAN] and Internet services, indicating wired options. Nice extra. Wi-Fi in public areas is also listed, which is standard these days, but appreciated.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Day, Anyone? (Or Maybe Not…)
Alright, this is where things get interesting. Spa/sauna: Yes, please! I’m a sucker for a good steam. Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage, Foot bath: Sign me up! A good spa is my happy place.
But then, there’s the Fitness center. Okay, cool, I guess. I say this now, I'll probably never actually go, but it's there.
Pool with view, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Now we're talking! A pool with a good view is a major selling point for me. The outdoor pool better deliver.
Cleanliness and Safety: Pray for the Anti-Viral Elves
This is crucial, especially in this… current climate. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer – all reassuring. Individually-wrapped food options – a must these days, honestly. Physical distancing of at least 1 meter – let's see how well that is enforced. Professional-grade sanitizing services, Rooms sanitized between stays – major points if they actually follow through!
I did find this list a bit sparse, because of the lack of information. Hygiene certification, Sterilizing equipment and Staff trained in safety protocol are all must-haves. I especially like this: Room sanitization opt-out available, which I'd find helpful when I'm ready to enjoy the room.
Dining, Drinking, & Snacking: My Stomach is Growling Already
Okay, food! My favorite part of any hotel experience.
Restaurants, listed multiple times. Good. I need options!
A la carte in restaurant, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant. HOLY MOLY. That's a lot of choices. This already sounds amazing.
Asian breakfast and Asian cuisine in restaurant: YES PLZ. I'll happily stuff my face with dumplings first thing in the morning.
Alternative meal arrangement: That speaks to me. I'm not always a "textbook" eater.
That said, I'm concerned about all the "promises" made here, and I'm expecting a mixed bag…
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things
Air conditioning in public area – Essential, especially if it's hot.
Concierge, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Elevator, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities – all standard, all appreciated.
Cash withdrawal, Currency exchange – good for convenience.
Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Invoice provided, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop: These are all great perks.
Facilities for disabled guests: Again, important.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly Fun?
Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal: Sounds like a good option for families
Available in all rooms: This is a very vague title, and is not that helpful to me. I'd expect that all their rooms are available.
Getting Around: I like the various transport methods: Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking
Available in all rooms (part 2)
Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
Woof. That's a LOT. I appreciate the thorough room setup.
My Honest Take (The Messy Part)
Okay, here's the deal. On paper, this hotel sounds amazing. It’s got all the right buzzwords: “luxury,” “spa,” “multiple dining options,” “great Wi-Fi.” But the devil, as they say, is in the details.
I'm not seeing specifics. Does the pool actually have a view, or is it just facing a parking lot? Is the "international cuisine" just a slightly fancier version of the same old buffet? I'd want hard evidence.
My Biggest Pet Peeve? Hotels that claim to be accessible, but aren't. I'd be grilling the staff on the specifics before even booking, making sure the ramps actually go everywhere, that the rooms have enough space to accommodate. I want details, not just vague promises.
Ultimately, this hotel has potential. But it needs to deliver on its promises. I want to believe in the pool with a view, the amazing spa, and the delicious Asian breakfast. But I'm also a realist, and I'm prepared for disappointment. Hope for the best, plan for the worst…and bring a good book, just in case.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into my "Running Y Ranch Resort: Expectations vs. Reality" travel diary. Get ready for some highs, some lows, and a whole lotta me rambling like a… well, like me planning a vacation.
Day 1: Klamath Falls, Here We Come (Eventually!)
- 8:00 AM - "Operation Get Out of the Damn House" Okay, so picture this: I'm supposed to be the picture of zen traveler. Coffee in hand, perfectly packed suitcase…Nope. More like a panicked Tasmanian devil whirling through the house. Checked the weather 17 times (rain? Really, Oregon?), swore I’d packed the toothbrush, swore I hadn't… Found the toothbrush! Victory! Briefly considered calling it and staying in bed, but the pull of the Running Y was too strong. Though I still wonder if I packed a spare pair of socks…
- 10:00 AM - The Great American Road Trip (Struggling Edition) Loaded up the car. Actually, crammed it full. My partner, bless their heart, just sighs and starts the engine. The drive from (insert origin here - because I'm not giving away my location!) is supposedly scenic. "Supposedly" being the operative word. I mostly saw endless fields and an internal monologue of "Are we there yet?" We stopped for gas, coffee (extra strong, obviously), and the inevitable "bathroom break every 45 minutes" ritual.
- 2:00 PM - Arrival at the Running Y Ranch: "Whoa, Fancy!" (And a Little Overwhelmed) Pulling up, it's… impressive. The photos online don't lie. The golf course practically glows. The lodge is all rustic charm and polished wood. Check-in was smooth, too smooth. It’s a little intimidating, honestly. The staff are all smiling and seemingly effortless, like they've never had a bad day. Probably because they haven’t had to wrangle a week’s worth of clothes into a ridiculously small suitcase.
- 3:00 PM - Settling In and the Initial Impression: "This Bed is HUGE!" Our room? Stunning. Seriously, I think I could roller skate in here. The bed? It’s calling to me… It's calling me in a way that's almost scary. Decided to be proactive and unpack… Well, attempted to unpack. Decided there wasn't enough room, and ended up leaving half my things in the suitcase. Who needs to be organized, anyway?
- 5:00 PM - Exploring the Grounds: "So Much Space, So Little Time" Okay, time to actually do something. Wandered around the resort. The pool? Gorgeous. The clubhouse? Fancy. The sheer size of the place is a little overwhelming. There's a golf course stretching to the horizon, and I have absolutely no idea how to play golf. Might try to take a peek sometime… but right now, I prefer to chill around the pool.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner at the Restaurant (or, "How I Learned to Love the Caesar Salad") Dinner was at the on-site restaurant. The food was good, but a smidge… predictable. I went for a salad, because, you know, vacation. But I didn’t expect the Caesar salad to be so good! And the service was impeccable – attentive, but not suffocating. Then came the realization that I’d forgotten to make a reservation, but the restaurant was able to accommodate us, and I consider myself lucky, since the place started to fill quickly.
- 9:00 PM - Stargazing (Attempted): "City Girl Meets the Night Sky" After dinner, we tried to stargaze. Klamath Falls is supposed to have amazing night skies. We squinted at the heavens, and saw… well, some stars. (I'm from the city, okay? My definition of "stargazing" involves streetlights). But the air was crisp, the silence was profound, and I actually felt… peaceful. For about five minutes. Then the mosquitos found me.
Day 2: Golf, Adventures, and the Pursuit of Zen (Maybe Not)
- 7:00 AM - Wake Up: "I Am Awake, Dammit!" Woke up far earlier than intended because the giant bed had made me fall asleep faster than I thought. Grabbed a coffee and wandered around the resort.
- 9:00 AM - Golf (The Comedy Show): "Fore!" (Followed by a Cry of Despair) Okay, I'd decided to be bold. Took a shot at the golf course. RENTED clubs, and looked the part (at least I think so). The reality? Let's just say I spent more time in the sand traps than on the green. The first swing was awful, the second was barely better, and by the third, I was laughing hysterically. This golf thing? Not for me. But the views were amazing, so I didn't feel too bad!
- 12:00 PM - Lunch: “Fueling Up for… More Stuff” Grabbed a quick lunch at the clubhouse. Decided on a burger and fries. You know, to recover from the golf experience. The fries were perfect – crispy, salty… pure joy.
- 1:00 PM - The Crater Lake Excursion – “So Blue!” This. This was the highlight. A day trip to Crater Lake… I've seen pictures, obviously. None of them do it justice. The water is this impossibly vibrant blue, the scenery is breathtaking, and it's just… silent. We spend hours just standing there, staring. One of those moments that makes you feel truly small and insignificant, and in a good way. Pure magic. (And the drive back? Much more bearable after that experience.)
- 6:00 PM - Happy Hour and People-Watching: "The Art of Observation" Back to the lodge for Happy Hour. There's a real variety of people here, enjoying themselves. Everyone seemed laid-back. I took a seat and just watched – people laughing, kids running around, couples looking all lovey-dovey. I was content.
- 8:00 PM - Dinner and Reflection (Wine, Mostly): "Did I Actually Unplug?" Dinner at the restaurant again. Another salad. Then a glass of wine (okay, two). Really thinking about the day. The beauty of Crater Lake… The lack of cell service (seriously, it's a blessing!). Did I unplug? I'm not sure. But I definitely felt a little more… myself. Probably because I’d abandoned all pretense of having my life together.
Day 3: Relaxation, the Spa, and the Longing for… Home? (Maybe?)
- 9:00 AM Sleep-in : "Sleeping in, Finally!" Finally. Managed to oversleep from all the running around. Made a quick breakfast and headed out.
- 10:00 AM - The Spa: "A Day of Bliss (and Mild Awkwardness)" I caved. Booked a massage. The spa itself is gorgeous – soft lighting, tranquil music, the works. The massage? AMAZING. I nearly fell asleep. Came out feeling like a new person. (Then tripped over a potted plant. Elegance, people, that's my style.)
- 12:00 PM - Pool Time: "Sun, Water, and Existential Dread" Spent the afternoon lounging by the pool. Read a book. Watched the clouds. Thought about… everything. The beauty of being still and doing absolutely nothing.
- 2:00 PM - Exploring the Surroundings: "It's a Big Place" Decided to take a walk around the surrounding area. Found a path! Walked for miles, and found the air to be fresh and the sun warm. Found a nice place to sit and admire the scenery, and did so for a few hours.
- 6:00 PM - Farewell Dinner: "The End Is Nigh (And I'm Already Planning My Return)" Another beautiful dinner with my partner. It was bittersweet, knowing our time at Running Y was winding down. But I realized, it was the perfect place for us.
- 7:00 PM - After Hours: "One Last Drink" Had one last drink at the lodge bar. Said our goodbyes.
Day 4: Departure and Reality Check: "Back to the Grind (But With a Bigger Smile)"
- 8:00 AM - Packing (Take Two): "Actually Did It!" Managed to pack everything back into my suitcase (nearly). Left the room in good condition.
- 9:00 AM - Final Breakfast: "Stomach Full of Pancakes" Said goodbye to the lodge staff and thanked them.
- 11:00 AM - The Drive Home (Part Two): "Back to Earth" The drive home felt different this time. I was tired, but also relaxed. I took the scenery in, and realized I’d missed it so
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